dvdbox.com · Scientists are working hard to find alternative sources of air following the discovery that atmospheric oxygen will run out on 21 May 2011. The only feasible option so far is extracting a breathable mixture of gases from human vaginas via a special mask and flexible tube. The logistics to deploy to aprox. 6 billion people still need to be worked out.
Time has been kind to Barbie as she approaches her 50th birthday with a body that many 20 year old girls would kill to have. A few wrinkles have appeared on her face – better that than looking plastic, as she did in her youth.
“Plastic surgery is not an option as I am made of plastic” was Barbie’s comment when asked whether she had undergone any surgery. “With so many sex related products made of plastic, rubber and other synthetic materials guys don’t mind how I look and feel in bed. I’m easier to clean too. ”
“Sex with guys is much better than being treated like a doll. I hated all those silly dresses!”
Long hair turns me on
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The one about the postman's last day on the job
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3 reasons why sex in Second Life is good
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