A few days ago Robert Stewart, a 51 year old man from Great Britain, was sentenced to 3 years probation for simulating sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart had been drinking, was in his own bedroom and had locked the door. He was caught in the act by cleaners who had used the master key to get in.

He was found guilty of a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex, as reported by the BBC.

The Free Porn Times believes that Robert Stewart is innocent and that there has been a grave miscarriage of justice, and that people should be allowed to simulate sex with any mechanical or inanimate device they want, in privacy of their own bedroom.

We urge the authorities to put in motion the necessary processes to clear Robert Stewart from any judgement.

We would also like to remind people working in the building maintenance industry that when doors are locked there may be good reason for them to be so.

Join the fight, go for a ride

There are two things you can do.

1. Visit our Free Sex Lounge in Second Life and have sex with a BMX. We’ve oiled the chains, not to worry.

2. Sign the petition

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