In our first of our series dedicated to reviewing the best butt plugs on the market we test out a top of the range model from Celebritybuttplugs™, shaped as the current president of the USA George W Bush.

For those who do not know what a butt plug is the wikipedia entry is a good place to start:

“Butt plugs (or anal plugs) are sex toys designed to be inserted in the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure.”

Here are the Free Porn Times we consider items such as these as accessories to free porn consumption activities. We suggest that usage be carried out during viewing of freely available pornography and / or this website.

A weapon of ass destruction

I was quite surprised by the size of the product given pictures from the Celebritybuttplugs™ website do not represent scale very well; it stands 5 1/4” high and 3” from ear to ear, a similar length : width ratio as the F-102 jet fighters George W Bush used to fly. The build is very good as the quality of the rubber used. The George Dubya Tush butt plug is made in the USA and classified as a weapon of ass destruction.

Getting ready for anal-play requires careful planning for entry, the action and the aftermath, just like any war in the middle east does. A good lube is essential as well as a comfortable surrounding and good quantities of tissues. I can’t stress the latter more – make sure you are prepared to deal with the mess you might end up with.

Slamming it in the dunk

Insertion was a straight forward process and surprisingly pain free. I was worried about the ear-span but pressure on the perimeter of the anal sphincter wasn’t uncomfortable at all. If anything it was its pointy nose to cause a peculiar sensation during the pulling out phase of the in-out-in-out cycle. The resulting pleasure is on the whole satisfactory. The initial phase of penetration is intense but ‘operation enduring pleasure’, as one may want to call it, can only be sustained with extra resources: the ASSQUAKE vibrating unit. This works well as it is shocking and awesome, but without it the experience is a bit of a let down in the long (second) term.

Concluding its term in the orifice

Pulling out is a difficult option as the plug meets a little bit of resistance, as if reluctant to leave a place it has committed to. One would think that the George Dubya Tush butt plug remains an anal toy to play with on and on, but after a few years I can expect to want to move on to a new and more dynamic butt plug. Perhaps one shaped like Hillary Clinton.

The George Dubya Tush Butt Plug costs $21,95 and is available online at:

www.celebritybuttplugs.com

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