CYBERSPACE - the Free Porn Times welcomes the initiative organised by Citizens for Community Values (CCV ) to raise awareness about the growing problem of addiction to pornography. The White Ribbon Against Pornography (W.R.A.P) campaign will start on 29 October and run through 5 November 2006.

The Editor of the Free Porn Times fully agrees with the arguments put forward Phil Burress, leader of the CCV:

“ There is no doubt that pornography can be addictive, and that the web is part of the problem by making available an almost infinite amount of what is often high quality pornography. Straight, gay, bisexual, teen, anal, oral, fetish, fantasy and lesbian sex is just one click away to anyone with an internet connection on sites such as The Hun (www.thehun.com). The Free Porn Times too struggles to keep the offering free from porn, but it’s not an easy task given the main theme is, in fact, free porn.”

People from all over the world will be asked to wear a White Ribbon to support the cause. Organisations such as Morality in the Media (www.moralityinmedia.org) are inviting people to “Wear a WRAP lapel pin! Put a WRAP magnet on your car! Display white ribbons!”

The Free Porn Times will do the same by inviting its male readership to W.R.A.P a ribbon around their penis, the most effective way for the weak-minded to remember and respect the initiative, but publishing step-by-step instructions to do so.

Please note that the following instructions are only indicative, an ‘idea’ of how it might be done. Do not do this. Seek professional advice if you would like to attempt to do so.

How to W.R.A.P A Ribbon Around Your Penis

Step 1

For successful completion of the exercise you will need:

1. An elasticised ribbon
2. A penis that isn’t erect
3. A hair clip

Step 2

Guide the ribbon under the penis so that it spans flat and perpendicular to the organ, as you can see in Figure 2.

Step 3

Pull one end of the ribbon over the penis.

Step 4

Pull the other end over the penis. Make sure you are not getting aroused as an erection at this point may hinder the procedure.

Step 5

Pass one side of the ribbon under the other, as you can see in Figure 5.

Step 6

One you’ve pulled the ribbon through let it fall downwards, over the penis.

Step 7

Adjust the ribbon so that it looks even and neat using a hairpin. Do this carefully as not to injure the penis.

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