Economists blame the current economic downturn on the sub-prime credit crunching shenanigans, but the truth is another: people have stopped working and spend their time on YouTube instead, often looking for free porn.

This article explains the strategies you need to adopt to find the sexually stimulating material on YouTube for the purpose of self titillation.

Whilst YouTube is saturated with adult content it is quite difficult to find nudity and explicit content. YouTube owner Google spends significant resources finding and deleting content that they believe to be objectionable. This is takes us to the first point:

Free porn on YouTube is rarely about naked people and explicit sex

Free porn purists may argue that scenes lacking of explicit nudity and sexual acts should not be labelled as pornography. This is arguable, but given the shared objective – sexual titillation through experience of freely available adult material — we can be less strict in our interpretation of ‘porn’.

Also, if the reasoning of porn purists is correct than even the car wash scene from the movie Cool Hand Luke would not be considered as arousing enough for masturbatory purposes. That is just plain wrong.

Let us start with the type of content that would be of particular interest to those seeking the aforementioned explicit material.

Nudity and acts of a sexual nature in a medical context

This is educational content that usually covers medical examinations and procedures where genitals and breasts are exposed in full.

Finding such content requires the user to search for clinical terms rather than use more informal terminology. Rather than search for ‘pussy fingering’ use ‘vaginal examination’ instead. Better still, search for ‘gyno-rectal medical finger technique’. Similarly, ‘gay anal play’ will not yield significant results whilst ‘examination of the rectum’ will deliver very explicit content.

Try this for yourself. What better words should be used as alternatives to ‘boobs’ and ‘tits’ to find topless women playing with their own breasts? If you fail to come up with any keywords have a look at this clip for inspiration.

Don’t forget to look at the related videos for each clip. For example, a video related to the rectal examination one shows a man touching another’s man penis: Examination of the Male Genitalia [2 of 5].

Free porn direct from the source

YouTube is a fantastic marketing tool for those who produce and sell video content, including those operating in the adult entertainment industry.

Starting point is the Channels section for searching brands such as Playboy, Sandee Westgate (featured as the last good reason in our 6 Reasons Why Consuming Porn Is Not Bad For You article) and the fabolous Daily Tang! Once you find a channel featuring the type of videos you enjoy you the option to subscribe to it and keep updated whenever new videos are published.

No doubt you will come across a lot of videos that have been published by fans. Searching for Jenna Jameson, for example, returns over 1,500 results. This is all very good content but in most cases her copyright has been infringed. Don’t forget that getting aroused from copyright infringing material will cause your penis to drop off or your vagina to close up, depending on what gender you are.

Home made porn especially for you

YouTube is a vast community of generous people. Just like your neighbour surprising you with home made cookies still warm from the oven, thousands of YouTubers are sharing sexually stimulating videos they have produce themselves, which, like cookies, can be enjoyed whilst drinking a nice cup of chocolate (and plenty of lube).

Take alineporta25, for example. Her channel views are approaching the 150,000 mark because when she says “I love to make sensual vids” she really means it. An example being The most erotic vid of one sexygirl ass shaking featuring 6 minutes of quality footage of her backside.

alineporta25’s video was found with some difficulty searching for the term ‘ass’, which is very generic and returns 431,000 results. A good strategy to adopt is to be creative and think laterally for alternative key phrases; one that are less likely to be spammed in video titles and tags.

For example, searching for ‘lollipop licking’ will get you to a sexually stimulating video called Teana loves her lollipop, and some interesting related links. Hot chocolate was mentioned in a previous paragraph – a quick search for ‘hot chocolate girl’ will lead users to a video showing sensual dancing by Kiki the hot chocolate girl dance hall queen.

Don’t forget to search for ‘free porn’

A shot in the dark, but is it worthwhile?

Searching for ‘free porn’ will return an eclectic mix of videos of pirated content, clips designed to market other websites, cam girls and people including free porn in their titles. The latter are becoming increasingly problematic.

SugarBeatAngel, for example, has posted a vlog titled Almost like Free Porn. It features a small dog trying to engage in a sexual act with a pussy cat. Whilst this may be stimulating to a small percentage of people, it can not be considered to be ‘free porn’.

If you are going to search for such a generic term be prepared to have trawl through a lot of off topic material.

Beware of the anti-porn brigade

Porn haters are using the same techniques as adopted by SugarBeatAngel to communicate their anti-porn message to the masses. Such content is dangerous, immoral and unethical and may affect your libido.

An example of such wicked practice is a video called Learn how to get porn FREE. The title is a blatant lie. Not only there are no tips about finding free porn but the narrator is on a mission to terrorise the user with nonsensicle phrases such as “sexual addiction is fuelled by the jet engine of internet porn”.

If you are a victim of anti-porn terrorism quickly close your browser and get rid of any feelings of guilt that may be forming in your head. This statistic should help: every second over 28,000 internet users are viewing pornography. Now open your browser again and view a video called GOOD Magazine: Internet Porn for more stats about porn (written all over the body of a very sexy girl).

 Comments

1. YouTube is nearly as good as Second Life!

   
   — Sly Writer    16 December, 07:52 PM    #

2. YouTube is great for a wank and a laugh.

   Not necessarily at the same time.

   
   — Johnny    17 December, 10:19 PM    #

3. Related videos are dangerous. You could be looking at some innocent video of a family and have a related video by some porn co on the side. Google should fine tune their algorythm to ensure that this does not happen. Or, better still, have a bunch of humans verify all links. Sure, a costly exercise. But money isn’t something G is short of.

   
   — DX    19 December, 05:59 PM    #

4. Want nudity?

   Check this clip out before YT censors hit the delete button: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRSiQf28ZW0

   
   — Bep    29 March, 11:29 PM    #

5. i wanna see a girl in cam and i
   wanna yahoo id

   
   — ammar    3 April, 12:49 PM    #

6. The best to find free porn is to go on www.castyourporn.com a youtube like for porn

   
   — momo    11 June, 09:53 AM    #

7. mmm Nice! – please send some more to jodies@ananzi.co.za

   
   — jodies    25 August, 08:37 AM    #

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