A couple have been married for 10 years and everything is going fine, except the unusual habit of the husband turning off the lights everytime during sex.

After going through the same thing for 10 years the wife is fed up and decides to one night to keep the lights on.

To her horror her hsuband is laying there with a dildo in his hands.

“So this is how you’ve has sex with me all these years? Explain yourself”, she says.

The husband then goes – “I will explain myself alright, right after you tell me where the hell our 3 kids came from!!”