1. Is it fair to say that there’d be less litter in Britain if blind people
were given pointed sticks?

2. I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was “Shout For Help”.

3. I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud “I’ve already got one!”

4. If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

5. A dog goes into a hardware store and says: “I’d like a job please”.
The hardware store owner says: “We don’t hire dogs, why don’t you go join the circus?” The dog replies: “What would the circus want with a plumber”.

6. Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.