When man was first created, all the parts of the body were having a dispute over who was going to be boss.

The brain spoke up saying:” I should be boss because I create & process thought. “

“Big deal,” says the stomach, “I feed the rest of you.”

The legs speak up… “so you eat & think, how you going to get anywhere ?”

The arms say… “how ya going to eat if I don’t feed ya?”

This exchange goes on for awhile until the asshole speaks up timidly & declares: “I kinda would like to be boss.”

All the rest of the body cracks up laughing until the asshole gets so pissed, he locks up tight. The next couple days of this, the brain gets woozy, the legs buckle, the arms weaken, the stomach sickens & they all break down & do decide to make the asshole boss.

Moral of the story: It doesn’t take brains to be boss, just an asshole.