1 April 07

CYBERSPACE — The Free Porn Times (Public, NASDAQ:FPT69) has bought 57% of Google Inc. shares (Public, NASDAQ:GOOG) in an operation valued at $342,547,232,298,999 that effectively hands over control of the search engine to the Free Porn Times.

Details of the takeover have not been released other than the aformentioned value of the operation, and information about the re-branding exercise that will see the famous Google logo changed to reflect the its status.

Free Porn Times CFO, Mrs. April F. O’ols, stated that the main reason for the purchase was to give its marketing department a much needed boost.

“We were struggling to position our site on Google given the very competitive nature of the business with keywords such as ‘free porn’ favouring low quality / high volume sites. By owning Google we will now be able to rank number one for this keyword as well as other important ones such as ‘perspex suppliers’ and ‘folding at home’.“

The Google brand will be retained but the logo adapted to express values that are dear to the Free Porn Times. An initial sketch of the re-worked logo has been released to the press and is available at: http://www.freeporntimes.com/images/129.jpg.

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