1 April 08

CYBERSPACE – Spoof adult news blog the Free Porn Times (Public, NASDAQ:FPT69) has made an offer of $69bn for internet giant Yahoo! This comes exactly a year after the Free Porn Times bought 57% of Google Inc. shares.

This comes after Microsoft’s offer earlier this year.

At a press conference in the City of London the Free Porn Times CEO Lhorentso Nurmi explained why buying out Yahoo! would strengthen its position in the market.

“We don’t care about revenue, no. Google can have it all. We own them anyway. What we care at the Free Porn Times is that free porn becomes more accessibile to adults around the world, and Yahoo! would allow us to reach new audiences very quickly and effectively.”

Details of the offer are not known at this stage but the $69bn figure has been described as generous, sexy and whatnot.

If the offer is accepted Yahoo!‘s brand will be made ‘compatible’ with the market. An initial sketch can be downloaded at the following web address: http://www.freeporntimes.com/images/471.jpg

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