k, this is strange. so this is the rigth forums for strange stuff right? this is a true story.

i had to go for a dump earlier and i went. pressure was on, ya know, like a big one. and big one is was!!!

man, it wouldn't come out!!! i was like worried. after like 45 minutes i was starting to feel a bit week from sitting on the toilet for so long and not having like the proper circulation to my legs. so i do what i had to do and poked the turd with my finger.

jeeeeesus christ it was disgusting. i skooped out some shit and relieved the pressure. it felt hard and slimy and it got stuck right in my nail. ipoked and skooped and poked more and more until i felt as if i could do it the normal way. and it did come out eventually.

had to have a look. it was dark green. i think it was a mixture of the dieting shake (choc flava) and a middle eastern salad i had in the afternoon. it was so thick it clung to the side of the toilet. i had to scrub real fcuking hard.

i feel normal now, rhank god. but what a shit that was.

it's not a joke. honest. i was scared, man.

That was gross.

I'm wondering if there is a hidden message here... a coming out message, perhaps?

Freud would probably agree.

Post Scriptum: We're never going to get ladies in these forums.

k, but its true. and an oddity. if you wanna get girls here u need a forum for pics of hot men. u can be in cahrge of that i aint' going close to that. lol

hewhofarts should pre-moderated if he's going to post such *jokes*

u guyz don't appreciate art!! hehe