The free porn manifesto

The purpose of this document is to make the case for the complete, uncompromised and sustained availability of all forms of pornography to all adults for free.

This manifesto articulates itself over 3 points:

1. Definition

1.1 – ‘Freely available pornography’ (“free porn”) refers to all material published in any format and delivered by any means representing content of a sexual nature.

1.2 – Free porn expressed depictions of a sexual nature including real sexual acts, simulated sexual acts, failed sexual acts due to loss of libido, nudity, partial nudity, sexy, partial sexiness, tittilation and hot girls like Tatum Reed that enjoy anal sex.

1.3 – Free porn, as defined in 1.1, excludes any illegal, racist, offensive, boring and faith-associated expressions of 1.2.

1.4 – In Free Porn We Trust.

2. Vision

2.1 – It is important that depictions of free porn are clear, detailed and produced using high-quality media.

2.2 – Free porn to be made available to everyone of legal age and status to access porn.

2.3 – All forms of payment-based programs to access porn to be made illegal immediately. Any outstanding credit to be invested in a Fund to Convince Jessica Alba to Star in Free Pornos (“FCJASFP”).

2.4 – The Right To Free Porn to be written in the constitution.

2.5 – Vivid to turn all its assets over to the Free Porn Times. The Free Porn Times to distribute the aformentioned assets freely after their detailed analysis.

3. Action

3.1 – Every website in the world to support the cause by taking action.

3.2 – The Free Porn Times to list every website that has joined the cause in the roll of honour page.

3.3 – Lobbying of local and government officials and policy makers for the adoption of 2.4.

3.4 – Awareness raising initiatives amongst own’s peers as well as local, nation-wide and global media.

3.5 – Frequent consumption of porn that has already been set free.

3.6 – Anti anti-porn activism and support of those who are addicted to anti-pornism.

3.7 – Further discussion of this manifesto by using the comments feature below.