the Free Porn Times: First of all thank you for agreeing to be interviewed by… yourself.

Lhorentso Nurmi: My pleasure. It was an easy decision to make given I’m both interviewer and interviewee, of course. But I hope that what I have to say is of interest.

the Free Porn Times: Lets start from the beginning. You conceived, built and produce this website. What’s it all about and what are you plans for the future?

Lhorentso Nurmi: the Free Porn Times reports complete nonsense news inspired by the tons of free porn available online. The thing is, after the millionth time you’ve seen pics or clips of people having sex your mind starts to make things up to add interest. In my case I’m seeing news as CNN would report it.

No major plans for the future other than developing a presence in Second Life.

the Free Porn Times: Tell me more about this. You have opened a ‘Member’s Lounge’ in Second Life. What is it exactly?

Lhorentso Nurmi: For those who don’t know what Second Life is… it’s a 3D world where you are represented by an avatar and can interact with other people, build things, play games, buy and sell things as well as indulge in virtual sex, which has elements of both cybersex and roleplay.

Sex and porn are big in Second Life, as you would expect of any place where you’re able to do whatever you want. The Member’s Lounge is a space we built for people to go and have sex. The style is similar that of a converted industrial building but made cosy with nice furniture. We are also making available free porn as pics hanging on the walls and clips being played on a massive plasma screen.

the Free Porn Times: Back to the real world. What are you favorite free porn sites?

Lhorentso Nurmi: The Hun‘s gotta be my favorite. But I also like sites of a couple of pornstars that make available good content for free. I’m a big fan of Tatum Reed. She’s hot, smart and I hope to be able to interview at some point soon.

the Free Porn Times: You seem to get political too. You are making fun of the anti-porn campaigners, for example, in your feature article titled Addiction to Anti-Porn Campaigns On the Rise.

Lhorentso Nurmi: Indeed. I just find it bizarre that so much effort is being invested in fighting porn when there are much more serious and urgent problems afflicting society. But it’s just a bit of fun, these anti-groups groups mean well.

the Free Porn Times: You reported in Issue 22 that ‘plastic sheeting causes lesbianism’. Has this been confirmed?

Lhorentso Nurmi: Not yet, but I hope to get confirmation this summer once all the tests have been carried out and double-checked. The plastic sheeting industry has suffered a great deal because of this and they need to know where they stand.

the Free Porn Times: For the final question we plan to let the interviewee say anything they want…

Lhorentso Nurmi: That’s very generous of you/me!

Obviously this is an opportunity for shameless self-promotion. I would like to invite everyone to the Member’s Lounge in Second Life for a bit of fun and a chat – I’m there quite often.

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