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Valerie Lewis

Interviewed by Lhorentso Nurmi on 3 March 08

Valerie Lewis sucks. Bu the kind of sucking you and me can only dream about. She has turned her back to a career in programming to dedicate herself to the art of oral sex and to publish her site.

Website: http://www.theartofblowjob.com



Tell us a little bit about the theartofblowjob.com and why you qualify as an expert.

Valerie Lewis: It all started with dolorem.com when a webmaster told me to stick a nice cSmall flower iconSmall flower iconk in my mouth to please my membership. I did and he was right. Why I am an expert? Well, I don’t blow like a porn star. I do it with passion and there is nothing like having a dSmall flower iconSmall flower iconk 24 hours a day in my mouth.

You used to be a web developer. Did you suck at PHP as you suck on… you know what?

Valerie Lewis: I still am a PHP queen but work only for myself. I don’t develop for others because working for clients… sucks!

In Issue 51 last year we reported on how scientists built a woman in vitro specifically for oral sex. How much better are you than any clone or BJ-bot that technology provides?

Valerie Lewis: They used me as a template for the cloning process.

On your About the Art of Blowjob page there is a photo of you doing a not-so-nice sign to a small figure of Jesus Christ. Does this mean that you will not support future White Ribbon Against Pornography campaigns supported by many religious organisations?

Valerie Lewis: Are you kidding? I support that 100%. I even baked dSmall flower iconSmall flower iconk shaped cakes for them! I love Jesus, God and my imaginary friend Tony.

Tell us the secret of the perfect act of fellatio. Are such acts available in various media formats on your site?

Valerie Lewis: Deep throat is the perfect act if it’s done right — not forced and not the extreme gagging kind. I like gagging when I control it myself and yes, it’s available on my site. I will make a special video about it very soon.

During our analysis of your site we noted the same penis in a number of different pictures. Do you have a favorite type of penis to perform the oral sex on in terms of shape and size?

Valerie Lewis: Yes that one has the perfect shape, size and taste. And it’s always available.

What do you think about our campaign to Free Porn Now!?

Valerie Lewis: Hmmmm, let me get back to you on this.

There are some very nice photos of you available for free at dolorem.com. What is this site about?

Valerie Lewis: This is is about me without a dSmall flower iconSmall flower iconk in my mouth all the time. It was my first site.

Have you ever performed meta-oral sex on an avatar? Like the one our resident blogger Sly Writer recieved as part of a photo gallery he shot.

Valerie Lewis: No but I am willing to try. Any tips on where to start?

Anything else you want to tell the world?

Valerie Lewis: Sex is beautiful and I wish to see more artistic amateur porn. Oh, and girls should learn to love cum.


 More about Valerie Lewis

Where ya from?

Canada

Age this very second?

Old enough

Define your sexuality...

4 times a week!

Website / blog / MySpace type profile?



 Comments

  1. u look amazing. really. very much. i can’t sign up for your site but hope you will put many more pics for free.


    — hewhofarts    4 March, 10:36 PM    #

  2. For those wanting to see Val in action here’s a trailer.

    theartofblowjob.com

    And yes, she is an artist ;)


    Sly Writer    8 March, 06:16 PM    #

  3. valerie, don’t you ever get bored of giving your bf a blowjob?


    — General Pervenower    26 March, 10:22 PM    #

  4. @General Pervenower

    Never.


    Valerie Lewis    2 August, 09:36 PM    #

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