freshteenporn.com · The Free Porn Times joins Mr. Woods in condemning The Dubliner’s allegations (see article in the Hindustan Times) about Mrs. Woods, and calls for the Editors of the Irish publication to join us in checking all adult material available online to confirm with absolute, undeniable, 100% certainty that Mr. Wood’s 26 year old blonde Swedish spouse has never featured in any adult themed photo shoot. As is the case with the model pictured to the right, who is NOT her.
The big news this year in the plastic surgery industry was the face transplant performed by a team of French doctors. This groundbreaking operation overshadowed news of a penis been given a face, albeit a wooden one.
The man benefitting from the operation has regained full use of his member and is now able to achieve long lasting erections.
Problems began when Stevie’s penis started showing signs of depression induced floppiness, which soon turned to complete impotence. Doctors believe the condition was brought on by the penis’ self-awareness of its lack of its second eye, a nose and a mouth.
Long hair turns me on
posted 26 Apr 08
The one about the husband writing to her wife
Posted on 19 May 08
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