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Dentists have reported a growing trend affecting dark haired women having sex in the ‘on top’ position whereby the front teeth separate by as much as 17 nano-meters.
Top LA dentist, Dr. Steviaski, explained the phenomenon at last month’s conference on Oral Hygiene & Sex Too describing how ‘certain endocrines released in the oral cavity during copulation will soften the gum. The up down motion pushes the front teeth in opposite directions, thus forming the gap.’
But dentists remain baffled by the fact that only dark haired women are affected.
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