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It was supposed to be a fun wet t-shirt competition type event but ended in disaster as very expensive items of clothing were shredded to bits.
The organisers blamed the lack of language skills of a number of contestants who interpreted what men were shouting too literarily: “now strip off your clothes”. They proceeded in tearing their clothes into strips of similar lengths and widths.
The affected items were sent to specialist restorer companies to try and piece them together.
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