Orifices in the human body allow for the intake and expulsion of a number of substances such as water, sweat and chocolate bars. But they also provide a channel for Satan himself when he decides to possess a poor soul.

Fortunately there is an army of dedicated nuns that are able to take on and drive the great evil out of those who are possessed. The process is a mechanical one yet highly effective and quite pleasurable too.

However, rumours are circulating that the aforementioned nuns were, in fact, impostors — actors of a website called ‘girls in uniforms’.