barefoot****ers.com · Following the discovery of foot-and-mouth disease in a farm in England there are reports that the condition has ‘jumped the species barrier’ to humans. A number of actors in the adult entertainment industry appear to have caught the disease. Virologists believe this can only explained in terms of acts of bestiality involving humans and infected farm animals.
The unexpected plays tricks on the unsuspecting. This much we know. What Mr. Stevian did not know was that the large chunk of lard he thought he was copulating with was, in fact, a very obese 56 year old women.
“In all honesty it felt like your standard blob of lard – squishy and warm, that is. It felt good and would have continued doing my business hadn’t I realised the truth”, was his comment soon after the discovery.
Mr. Stevian only realised the mistake when the woman shouted – “Hey, watch it! – that’s my ass”. Next time he will be checking for a pulse.
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