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From time to time sports need to modernize and evolve in more exciting disciplines.
Take ping pong, for example. Whilst no one can doubt the skills and efforts required to become a top player, the game itself can only be describes as a poor person’s tennis — it is much cheaper to maintain a medium sized table than a tennis court.
New rules introduced by the Ping Pong Association of America require all games to feature at least one girl that will masturbate herself using gold plated dildo.
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