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Obese girls are finding it hard to find boyfriends they can perform fellatio on and are turning to blowing balloons instead.
It’s not quite the same thing, but better than participating in no oral activities. Also, the shape of the blown balloon often resembles that of the ‘blower’ giving her a sense of familiarity that is appreciated. Popping them is out of the question.
No one knows why blue balloons are the preferred type. They outsell red ones 3 to 1.
Sex psychologists are urging obese women to try using condoms instead. The idea being that condoms are related to sex much more than party balloons.
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