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A trip to the local pool risked ending in tragedy when an attractive young lady nearly drowned following a wet lesbian romp.
Fortunately her partner was able to put into practice her CPR skills by performing mouth-to-vagina resuscitation, a technique that isn’t quite as effective as the traditional method but has a much more pleasurable side effect.
By extracting water from the vaginal cavity the oesophagus is left free to naturally ventilate the lungs and the clitoris to harden.
The saved lady was so thankful that she offered to do the same to her saviour, including the insertion of her index finger in her anus – which has nothing to do with CPR but what the hell…
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