An experience that I like even if not genuine.

Apart from the inevitable lag, getting attention from well kitted out female avatars is always fun.

There is a lot of competition for a handful of punters so prices are low. Another good thing.

I opted for a girl that had impressive hair (and tits). She turned out to be quite a smart gal and her apartment was smart too – clean and modern.

For some odd reason I’m not bothered about hair in RL but in SL it’s important. It’s something I look at to get turned on and a measure of how hot an avatar looks. Good thing that cum in SL isn’t as sticky as in RL too.

I can’t be bothered to describe what happen next. Just have a look at the pics.

I did like the lounge. It was well designed. Spaces were good and the ground floor warehouse space nicely set up as an improvised club.

But it never quite became a popular place. Which is odd given the free sex sims that top the search function are crap.

Studio XXX is much cooler. As Lhorentso pointed out in a forum post Studio XXX has a purpose. It is based in a kick ass sim called The Back Alley which is one of the handful where mall shops are not left vacant like some cheap whore that not even the most desperate bastard wants to fuck.

The studio looks good too. Warehouse look and all.

The video with the 20+ sexy clips is there and fucntional, the same electronica pumps out of the sound system and sex balls are being placed in semi-secluded spots.

So yeah, drop by.

Join the Studio XXX group too or be gay.

If you’re a photographer and/or model get in touch and I’ll explain how you can earn some decent Lindens.

Been away. Forgive me. I’m back, but don’t expect particular frequency of posts.

See, I need inspiration. That sub-atomic spark that ignites the proper spark that then inspires. My own bullshit doesn’t quite suffice.

Fortunately the job is made easy when fortune leads me to a bedroom where two lovely girls were having a wonderful time.

“May I watch” I asked. I am polite.

So kind and so fucking hot:

I don’t care what you may think but girls that enjoy anal sex are a class above the rest.

I once read in a RL article about a woman who justified her love of anal sex as something that ‘completed’ her, which makes sense.

Enjoy the photos.

I emailed the Obama camp last week asking about his stance on porn — a genuine enquiry about a relevant topic.

I did this via their Media Requests page, where it says:

“Thank you for your interest to request an interview. Our communications team will review your request and get back to you as soon as we have more information regarding its status. We thank you for contacting us and look forward to touching base in the future.”

So one member of their communication team read my message, discarded it as not worthy of a reply and then proceeded to add my details to their mailing list.

This is the only possible explanation for the emails I received from Barack himself — “Victories and attacks” and “Spun out” were the subject lines.

Mr. Obama, let me be absolutely clear about this. At no point did I sign up to your mailing list or give my consent for my personal details to be stored in your database.

Thus, your email communication strategy is as bad as those who spam us with daily doses of V1@gr@, promises of million dollar bank transactions and all sorts of pr0n.

This is the reason for my impromptu naked protest at the unnofficial Obama HQs in Second Life – see the pics below.

I will continue to potest until:

a. My personal details are removed from your database
b. I get an apology.

I would like to thank Horses for her support and presence at the protest. Good to see that there are people of integrity in Second Life.

Not to be confused with A toast of foi gras.

The boss has asked me to focus my energies on producing x-rated content for the Second Life porn galleries.

If I must…

So I picked up this rather lovely looking girl at the super popular FREE SEX LAND (slurl: Bird Seychelles 120,183,129) and for a reasonable fee of L$500 spent half an hour doing what I like doing most:

For those who are interested in the fine details the sex, in this case, was anal.

F**kin’ love that, and the best thing about anal sex in Second Life is that no lube is needed.

Any girl wants to try this at home (in private – no pics) with me gimmie a shout.

Nothing to do with bestiality, I’m afraid.

Rather, a continuation of a ‘masturbating in random places featuring water’ type of theme that seems to be developing.

And, of course, my final say on Horses’ harsh comments.

In her post about f**kin’ in the bushes Horses describes testing a sexed up shower. She also invites people to do the same — “Blob over to the Isle of Horses, break into my house and you’ll find the bathroom on the top floor.”

So I did.

And a good wank it was. The shower’s temperature was just right and never flactuated over +/- 3 degrees centrigrade. The shower basin wasn’t slippery at all so I could go about my business without risking injury.

In the post-ejaculatory lessons-learned phase I spotted the only item of concern: the need to clean the basin’s drain of a mixture of accumulated hairs and sperm. Horses, darling, you need to clean that more often.

For the record inspiration for the session was this

There are 3 in fact:

Sex & Sleaze in Second Life

the Free Sex Lounge & Club Sextronica

Meta-Pornography

So when SL is down or lag’s too much to bear feel free to hang out there.

Also, if you don’t register and particpate I’ll track you down in SL and re-assign you gender with my bear hands.

This is a story with a twist.

First, lets start with the story.

It’s Monday evening. I have no idea what to blog about. Laziness grips me like an old friend on a cool summer day. Then I grip myself. I fancy jerking off.

So I do the usual search for ‘sex’ and find the FREE SEX LAND. Why not?

It’s not a bad place: a spacious central square surrounded by a decent set of shops. Plenty of people too doing what you would expect them to do.

The lag is bad. But before starting the hunt for an attractive avatar to perv upon I notice a can of spam slowly moving towards the centre of the square, followed by a couple of hundred more. Reinforcements.

Wooohoooohooo! Click – screenshot – click – screenshot.

Next, the twist.

Not so much of a twist but a ‘WTF is that all about?’

tataf Box says this (in case you can’t read from the pic – like blind folk can’t):

Hi all, when you have someone to do a big shit, please give the name at ‘tataf Box’ of ‘aynil Box’. Thx very much, FREE SEX LAND, fuck and be fucked, but, not the fucker ;p

Anyone else has a clue what the hell he/she on about? I’ve asked him/her via an offie, so I hope to be able to answer my own question soon. Who is he/she anyway?

For the record, tataf Box seems to be associated with the FREE SEX LAND venture. Might be the owner.

If you want to go this place in hope to experience your own spam, the address is: Bird Seychelles 120,183,129.