We’re not renaming the Free Sex Lounge, unfortunately — it’s the most uninspired name ever, IMHO.

Below it, in the warehouse, my boss Mr. Nurmi — the talented architect he is — put together all the necessary equipment to have a proper boogie-woogie.

The awesome electronica / dance / drum’n‘bass tunes are streamed from the good folk at Planets Citizens radio.

All that is lacking is a decent name for it. We can’t leave it to Mr. Nurmi to come up with a name or he’ll call it ‘The Club’.

You can win L$3,000, dammit!

So it’s up to you to come up with an original name that is relevant, witty and cool. And if it gets selected we’ll wire you L$3,000.

To participate simply post your suggestion as a comment here.

For inspiration you should visit the place itself at Boggabri 215,43,71

A winner will be selected on Friday 8th of Feb 2008.

Good luck.

Last November I mentioned that I enjoy ejaculating into swimming pools.

Here are the pics. 6 of them.

The second hardest things was getting a good position on the tip of the diving board. It took a few attempts.

The hardest thing was my penis. Goes without saying.

My first production is a piece of current affair, a report on the issue I covered the other day — Sign the petition to free Robert Stewart.

Enjoy the fully multimediatic experience. With sound. And sex.

URL for my YouTube channel is: http://www.youtube.com/slywriter

Not whilst riding it but in the privacy of his own (locked) bedroom.

The Free Porn Time’s editor, Lhorentso Nurmi, has written an article about the matter.

Before getting all political about it and inviting you to sign the petition to have Robert Stewart’s conviction overturned I thought I’d give said act a go.

It’s a bit rough to be honest and there is always the risk of getting the foreskin caught in the mechanical bits. A well oiled chain is essential.

Feel free to go for a “ride” yourself. If you’ve got a Second Life the location is Boggabri 245,49,82.

But you don’t need to get all sexual with a bicycle to support the cause. Leave a comment about it an be counted!

WTF is WindLight you may be asking yourselves.

WindLight is a beautiful, physics-based sky and cloud rendering system which makes Second Life much more visually compelling.

So Linden Lab says here.

So I thought I’d help out the good folks back at the lab and test their technology in a place where the sun don’t shine that often: my ass.

Very atmospheric.

A couple of tins of beans with added bump mapping, high mesh detail and (yummy) anisotropic filtering is all I needed to produce the required ‘wind’.

Slower when enabled, said the preferences. Fuck me, more like 1 frame every 3 seconds.

The result was quite a pleasurable experience in terms of anal meta-stimulation. Like having a small nuclear explosion shoved up your ass. Nice (even for a heterosexual).

The actual visual effect?

See for yourself:

The verdict?

Arse.

This is very good for two reasons:

1. Live video in Second Life is a very cool technology. Great for XXX stuff but also mainstream shit too and education (even though I honestly don’t give a fuck about that).

2. If you wanna indulge in meta-sexual activity you can now verify if he/she is a) the gender they claim to be and b) as hot as their avatar is.

I was chatting to Ema in world and appreciating her sexiness in two formats. It was reassuring to see that she is, in fact, a gorgeous girl and not a middle aged balding perv.

Here’s the evidence.

All this was taking place at the HQs of SL Camz, Second Life’s leading webcam playground, as the say (and correctly so).

The genius behind all this is a guy called Alfa Winger who, I suspect, has invested a lot of time and money in developing the technology.

He explained to me that due to SL’s backend architecture a 10 second delay is unavoidable. This may not be ideal for those who are frantic wankers wanting to cum in 2 and a half minutes to save $$$, but it’s fine by me. I’m more of a long distance wanker. Not quite the marathon wanker — maybe the 5,000m equivalent.

I’m not quite sure when all this going to be available to the general public, but it’s gonna be soon.

For more info about this, and some rather hot girls, check out SL Cams on: WebCam Island 15, 204, 649

Talking of which, if anyone know the full name of Ema please either email me or post it here. I forgot it… and she deserves a mention.

I plan to give SL Camz a proper, thorough test, and report back on the experience vs the traditional camgirl interaction. I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I make for you.

I’m in trouble with my boss. I haven’t posted here in ages and he’s threatening to fire my ass. Sounds like something that would hurt a lot. Worth a try?

I’ve been busy. Honestly. I’ve been around and got a few things to report on. Soon I shall share with you details of one of my fav SL activites: masturbating off a diving board onto people floating below.

But that’s another story.

I was indulging in a similar activity when I walked into a room and saw this. I hope you appreciate the (one-handed) composition of the photo: the juxtaposition of RL and SL expressed by tasteful acts of cunnilingus. In other words, a gal licking another in front of a RL pic of a gal doing the same.

As far as I’m concerned, this is art.

That’s the best thing about the Free Porn Time’s free sex lounge, in fact. There is hardly anyone there, so lag is minimal and you have a certain amount of privacy. Not that I would mind anyone watching me as I f**k a chick.

Pose balls are well placed too. The piano one is the best as it has multiple positiones you can flick through. Another good one is the pool table. Similar kinda thing.

The Italian word for piano — pianoforte — literally means ‘slow-strong’, which very much describes what was going on. Or maybe it sould have been called ‘forte-forte-forte-forte’.

Tell you what, if I were gay I would certainly like my own ass!

More XXX photos in this gallery.

The sex was good. The asian lady was quite submissive and receptive to my probing of her ass. Fingers and all. I came all over her on the pool table (it would have been ‘in her’ if my penis had not gone through her stomach). I think the surface of the table is compromised with some quality cum stains. Hehe. She was kind enough to lick me clean too. Bless her.

So that was that. If you’re looking for a different spot for your own perversions give the lounge a go. Feel free to share you experiences here.