The Free Porn Times is proud to sponsor a pervert's experiences in Second Life. This blog is intended for an adult audience only.

1. You’re a disgrace, Sly. Fancy having sex with a French woman!

   Anyway, I have a proposal for you. You see this “Sport Relief” shite the BBC are going on about? Well how about we organise a ‘fund raising’ event? (not necessarily for Sport Relief). They have the Sport Relief Mile, we could have the Wank Relief… erm… projectile? I suggest a huge group of virtual beings get together and whack or flick one off for charity. Those charity programmes and events are full of wankers, so there may as well be one that is targeted at the real wankers, and only the wankers who take being a wanker seriously.

   
   — Horses Morrisey    6 March, 11:03 PM    #

2. You know me… if it is alive (and legal) I’ll fuck it.

   But there is the masturbate-a-thon (http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/). I think Channel 4 covered that.

   Interesting idea nevertheless. And I’m happy you thought of me :)

   
   — Sly Writer    8 March, 07:09 PM    #

3. Hey Sly, I met Horses in-world.

   You should give a shout. She can cook biscuits.

   
   — Lhorentso Nurmi    9 March, 07:48 PM    #

4. Chocolate chip ones too!
   Give me a shout some time and i’ll show you my oven.

   
   — Horses Morrisey    10 March, 06:55 PM    #

5. Interesting choice of hooker. You may have not needed lube on this occasion as her body was surely lubed with crisco already. Or so I imagine that is what that white cast is on her body.
   Oh but boy I do love hookers.
   Muah,
   Jezabell

   
   — Jezabell Barbosa    14 April, 01:33 PM    #

6. Jezabell, that white stuff is, in fact, radioactivity.

   I melted down a bit early.

   Happens, ya know.

   
   — Sly Writer    22 April, 02:23 AM    #

/

P.S. Second Life® and Linden Lab® are trademarks or registered trademarks of Linden Research, Inc. All rights reserved. No infringement is intended.