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1. You’re disgusting! At least have the decency to be in the water when you do it! To an innocent onlooker you could have looked like a sniper who was looking to shoot someones head off (add your own perverted comment here).

   
   — Horses Morrisey    20 February, 12:55 PM    #

2. Err… I was sniping.

   I any event, you’ve got a thing about water too – http://horsesbox.blogspot.com/2008/02/fkin-in-bushes.html

   I wouldn’t be suprised if that included golden ones.

   Some people…

   
   — Sly Writer    20 February, 05:22 PM    #

3. Any disturbing shower fetishes I may have don’t venture as far as mixing golden/rust (depending on the state of your virtual kidneys) coloured fluids into the warm and soft shower water that I get in my district of SL. Liquid silk, yes. But pee? No thank you. The drains would stink after a few weeks!

   Since you were sniping from a very public and viewable place, may I ask who you ‘took out’ and were you ever worried that a well hidden Bangkok whore could have taken you out with ping-pong balls at any time she wished.

   
   — Horses Morrisey    20 February, 09:29 PM    #

4. Thanks for the clarification.

   Where does liquid silk come from? Do you have to put ‘em silk bugs in a blender?

   No idea who she was. Obviously a floater. Hehehe.

   I was a bit concerned about sniping Bangkok whores, I must admit. When masturbating in public one always has to think about possible ping-pong attacks from ‘em ting-tongs — the projectile’s velocity, angle of attack and which orifice it’s been aimed at.

   
   — Sly Writer    21 February, 07:10 AM    #

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