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Sign the petition to free Robert Stewart

18 November 07

By Sly Writer


He's not in jail, no, but has been sentenced to 3 years on probation for having sex with a bicycle.

Not whilst riding it but in the privacy of his own (locked) bedroom.

The Free Porn Time’s editor, Lhorentso Nurmi, has written an article about the matter.

Before getting all political about it and inviting you to sign the petition to have Robert Stewart’s conviction overturned I thought I’d give said act a go.

Robert Stewart is innocent!

It’s a bit rough to be honest and there is always the risk of getting the foreskin caught in the mechanical bits. A well oiled chain is essential.

Feel free to go for a “ride” yourself. If you’ve got a Second Life the location is Boggabri 245,49,82.

But you don’t need to get all sexual with a bicycle to support the cause. Leave a comment about it an be counted!

  1. This is crazy!

    Free Robert!
    Free Robert!
    Free Robert!


    — Gennaro83    21 November, 06:56 PM    #

  2. Mountain bikes are hotter!!


    — JC    21 November, 09:02 PM    #

  3. A bike as in ‘bi-ke’.

    Yummy.


    — Meredith Collins    15 December, 01:44 AM    #

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